Sentence-building Challenge

At some random time of the day, such as now, I decided to test my Portuguese skill by constructing some short sentences in Portuguese out of a pool of 4 randomly-chosen words. For it to be really short, it should not have > 10 words. I have to use them all 4.
The words are swimming in the pool above!

First: O João tinha unhas atraentes, mas recordou de cortá-las.
Too bad, he has to wait for it to grow again. Years?

"O João era atraente", recordou a minha unha.
This is weird, as if I have a talking, live fingernail!  ... OR toenail ...

O João atraente recordou de pintar as unhas dele.
OMG! Is he gay or what?

Roendo as unhas, o João recordou que não é atraente.
Definitely not an attractive habit, especially when done around guests at dinner...

Translation:
John had attractive fingernails, but remembered to trim them.
"John was attractive", my fingernail recalled.
Attractive John remembered to color his nails.
Biting fingernails, John remembered that doing it isn't attractive.

It was fun! Although not really sure if my Portuguese is correct.
See if you can create funny sentences. Post them in the comments!